The Rochester Gnar Scale™
1 Gnar Rode over a stick without panic braking
3 Gnar Cleared a puddle without soaking socks
5 Gnar Cleaned a rocky climb while breathing loudly
7 Gnar Hit the jump but said “I meant to do that”
9 Gnar Rode Cuyuna and didn't crash
10 Gnar Fixed a dropped chain mid-race
12 Gnar Rode Levis Trow without walking
15 Gnar Your derailleur shifts perfectly
If you reach 20 Gnar, please contact the coaching staff immediately.